Friday, April 3, 2009

How to know if you've completely lost control of a situation

If you walk into a dark room, flip on the light, and your cat raises her head and fixes you with a steely glare--and you hurry to finish what you're doing so you can turn the light off again--you are not the dominant personality in that relationship.

I was halfway downstairs before I realized what had just happened.

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