Tuesday, February 28, 2006

A Word to the Wise

If you think the potential roommate is a shady bitch, do not let him move in. Eventually you will have to kick him out, and then there will be yelling and slamming things around. And you'll have to pay for all the porn he ordered off of On Demand.

Monday, February 27, 2006

I'm Freezing

Seriously, can I file for workmans comp if I freeze to death in my office? Walking to the bathroom is the highlight of my day because it's a good 10 degrees warmer in there. When they said "Do you want the office with the window?" they didn't add "because there's a serious draft coming from it and you'll have to wear mittens."