Last weekend, I bought these fabulous boots:
They look even more fabulous in person, because they fit my legs perfectly. And, they're comfortable as long as you're not doing a ridiculous amount of walking in them.
They're also lethal weapons. Exhibit A:
That would be the side of my knee. That would be the side of my knee after I tripped over a box in the library, flailed around trying to stay upright and kicked myself with my right heel.
It bled. It hurt as much as it looks like it did. And it made my fabulous outfit slightly less fabulous.
On the up side, it's two days later and I'm not limping anymore.